Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.

Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.

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jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

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jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

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jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.

After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.

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