“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true
Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE
Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.
Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.
Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"
(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
Some gay men love a Mickey Mouse.
When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.