A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.
Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.
Something desperate pre-teens do on TikTok to gain attention and views to give them a dopamine rush, it's like a girl's version of beating their shit.
Person 1: OMG my TikTok lip sync got 634 likes!
Person 2: Oh mine only got 5. :(
A bad song that’s only popular because it can be used as a TikTok audio/was created to be used as a TikTok audio
Jake: dude ABCDEFU is such a good song
John: dude that’s such a TikTok song, kys ong
Jake: ok, ok, what about Sunroof?
John: also trash. Get better taste Bozo
Jake: I will abandon you on Epstein Island
A song that tiktokers have become fond of. A kiss of death to good songs.
"It's not a Tiktok Song!"
Well known conservative tiktokers
“Conservative tiktokers are very educated people”
Where every one else is working and you’re the one asshole on tik tok.
Look at John over there, thumbs up his ass tiktoking while I’m smashing heads against the wall.
A phrase used by TikTok users to describe the clout they get on an app called TikTok
Friend: "I'm TikTok famous!"
Other friend: "Bro! You'll get laughed at in public!"