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That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.
Look, it's Chris the Crusader.
A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.
Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!
The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.
Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer
Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.
xoxo every New Canaan girl ever
That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.
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Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.
Chris Moscato walked into a pole
A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
Oh Tyson's dad is such a Chris Mik, you seen all those empty cans of VB outside their house?