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When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it
"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."
When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it
I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho
I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL
When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.
Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.
When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.
Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.
Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.
When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.
hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try
Is a male frontal wedgie.
Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.