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Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

by SirPickleVII February 1, 2023


well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.

Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021


Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .

Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.

by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021


Farmer's well

The proverbial rabbit hole

Let's not go down the farmer's well

by Sexydimma January 17, 2022


Farmer's well

A synonym for the proverbial rabbit hole .

A farmer's well should also have yet another acronym: fauci tube

by Sexydimma January 11, 2022


well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

by isla louise December 4, 2020


well witch

The art of Intuition. When we know what we know and YOU DID IT! alternate definition: Finding water with a tangible earth made object that defies logic, reason and ? ah??? maybe physics? The result=water

God damn that well witch!!! That woman she cost me my marriage and the only water she found was a tidal wave of divorce expenses for me!! I should of consulted my rabbi, priest, preacher, bishop and lawyer first!

by eve1 June 24, 2024