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A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
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Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead
Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight
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You are very intoxicated from a very large quantity of marijuana.
"On a hippie trail head full of zombie,"
-Men at work
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Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...
dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..
dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..
dude: Eghh!...
Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
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Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.
I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)
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the second in command of Haduken Zombies.
they are still badass but not as much as Haduken ones.
they perfer to do jumping then pulling/streching techniques rather than the uppercutsofomfgdeath that the haduken zombies perfer.
OMFG ITS A BADASS ZOMBIE! IT MUST BE A HADUKEN ZOMBIE!!!
no fucking way, its totally streching and jumping, thats a Bankai Zombie!
*omfg yay subtle difference*
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In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
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