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a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.
symptoms include:
- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.
there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
"HEY PENNY!"
"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."
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Guys that never swipe left on an Asian woman definitely got that Dim Sum Fever
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Bruh. I think you have niece and nephew fever.
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My best friend she had Crazy Cat Fever before buying 124 cats and kittens!
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Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
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I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.