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when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self
Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
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range rover sports truck is a stupid inside joke that only baylen levine fans will understand because they are superior.
guy 1: i’m thinking of 4 words
any baylen levine fan: RaNgE rOvEr SpOrTs TrUcK
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I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.
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1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
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When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
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A jacked up truck that is loud. Commonly seen double parking. Most of the time they are stupid looking .
That yee yee ass truck is taking up all the parking!
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You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.
Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck
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