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May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )
"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"
A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up
Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”
She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.
The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.
The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..
me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao
You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel
My birthday is may 18
Really?
Yeah!
I love You!