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Someone that anyone can love if their heart is in the right place.
Someone beautiful, talented and funny
Someone who doesn’t think highly of themselve
Lilly-May is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and if there’s an afterlife, until the end of time
Lilly-May is the most amazing girl ever
Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you
" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!
national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints
mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please