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all-o-gistics

As defined by Milo & Friends

o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

"these are the all-o-gistics"
(chanting begins)

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)

you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2

oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)

he does everything for us best guess for this phrase
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)

Behold...these are the all-o-gistics!

by e73rock April 20, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


all your base

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning
Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha โ€ฆ.
Captain: Take off every "zig."
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move "zig".
Captain: For great justice.

Used as a now all too pop-culture reference to Zero Wing, All Your Base is used to tell someone that you are Pwning them hardcore 1337style.

Person 1:"OMG you beat us!!!"
Person 2:"All your base are belong to us, you have no chance to survive."

by FP2000 January 31, 2004

555๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


All Ass April

An Internet challenge. All sex you have in April has to be anal sex. No traditional masturbation, only ass. No blowjobs, just rimjobs.

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS BOOTY IN ALL ASS APRIL?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 4, 2019

33๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

by Matt_Errorrr December 16, 2021

56๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hit All the Walls

A phrase popularized by the show Ugly Americans when the main character's friend advises him to "Go deep" and "hit all the walls."

This most likely refers to the walls of the human vagina.

Dude, you need to go deep, and hit all the walls. Know what I'm sayin'?

by ilikebutt9 September 13, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human After All

What Guy-Manuel De Homeme-Cristo and Thomas Bangalter turn out to be

We are human after all
Flesh uncovered after all

by Daniel Savio August 9, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


all ate up

horny for, crazy about, consumed by (especially with passion), intense (also intent on!), not easily distracted (from a goal)

That buck had them does in his sights and he was all ate up for them!

by paulpaxman August 19, 2013

73๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž