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To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.
John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!
“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
where u were last night
Dont try to hide it i know all that when on in ur dads bed last night
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when no less than 5 dudes are sleeping in the same bed at the same time for either warmth or pleasure.
yea last night we were mexican bed sleeping with 8 other dudes and i think one was gay.....
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A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.
In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.
My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
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You make my day
You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.
To masturbate before going to sleep
Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed