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Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
when you make butter from breast milk
he put titty butter on his toast
A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!
When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.
"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"
A sweet woman. Golden heart. Always believing the best in you no matter what you do.
My ex-boyfriend's mom was butter and cream. He had spent years in prison, on papers, he drinks all day every day, is a dope and sex fiend, yet she still see him as a little boy with a halo of his head. Butter and cream.
Just like truffle butter but when she is on her period
Yo girl I can't eat you out on your period that kurfuffle butter is everywhere