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The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child
If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
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When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.
"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."
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nickname given to a skinny girl who's hips are very disproportionately wider than her skinny waistline
damn child bearing hips, that's one nice ass!
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(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.
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an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!
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(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.
Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!
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