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Coke is the type of fizzy drink that will make you arse hole explode when you have a shit!!!!!
Can I have some coke?
No your arse will explode when you have a shit!!
It's either Coca-Cola, or Cocaine.
Person 1: "Hey, can i get some money for a coke?"
Person 2: "Sure. Have some money."
Person 1: "Excuse me, but isn't it like just 5 dollars?"
Person 2: "The price went down?!"
Person 1: "I'm talking about Coca-Cola..."
Person 2: "Ohh..."
the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
“bro you gto 3 canss of cherry coke on u stndad”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
This phenomenon occurs when at least two people argue or discuss something intensively that they wouldn't even give a shit about if they weren't doing ... coke.
Please don't bother Natalie and David, they are literally having a coke-cophony in the kitchen and everyone has moved to another room.