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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes

by Pardig September 6, 2021


the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch February 19, 2011


dump day

dump day is the day when khaiyaiyo get dump by her crush that gave her fakehope
12 october is dump day👍🏻

someone:hey khai whats the day today
khaiyaiyo:its the dump day bitch

by khaiyaiyo October 28, 2020


Dump Nuggets

Chicken nuggets, preferably from Wendy’s, that you leave by the toilet to eat while taking a shit.

Tanner! Put those nuggets in the bathroom. Them’s daddy’s Dump Nuggets!”

by Dustomatic75 May 24, 2020


Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.

Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!

by Monsieur Teapot January 21, 2020


Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014


Dump Fest

When everything about something is dumpy

Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest

by Chode skye March 29, 2018