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Unclog

To fuck a girl until he juices spill out

Can I unclog your insides with my penis?

by Denbklyn April 25, 2020


Unclogging

The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.

I was unclogging shaniqua.

by The Innocent People Unified November 14, 2016


unclog the system

to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"

I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system.

by Nuno Berkeley Cotter December 7, 2006

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Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

by Obligatory Dick Joke May 4, 2015


Unclog the drain

To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.

My girl was complaining that she was constipated so I fucked her in the ass to unclog the drain

by NinjaC0ck69 December 20, 2015

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motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

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Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 9, 2018