To fuck a girl until he juices spill out
Can I unclog your insides with my penis?
The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.
I was unclogging shaniqua.
to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"
I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system.
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1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.
My girl was complaining that she was constipated so I fucked her in the ass to unclog the drain
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What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
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(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation
Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog