Bohemian Gas Mask

The process of removing a used nut cup from your pants and placing it over someone else's mouth. Best when used to wake another person up while sleeping on a bus.

Trevor fell asleep after a baseball game and got a rude awakening from the Bohemian Gas Mask applied by Josh, but secretly he liked it.

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sudden gas reflex

The act of suddenly passing gas.
Someone who farts.
breaking wind.

I derive from a long line of those who suffer from sudden gas reflex.

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Ran out of gas

Getting head from your girlfriend when your still living at home

Yo, last night I ran out of gas. Sorry I was late!

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"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)

1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

Ovaj drugi primer ko razume...

"Ide gas" sindrom...

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Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

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threw gas on the fire

Took a bad situation and made it worse.

The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.

cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.

"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"