When the upper portion of a woman's boob resembles the top of a muffin, usually caused by an ill fitting bra, or the act of being slutty. A hooter-muffin, i.e a huffin.
Dude, whenever I make your mom wear your sisters bra, she always gets huffins.
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A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.
Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.
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i was huffin some meth with my guy friends last night then we fucked
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The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.
The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.
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someone who has snakebites,
anime hair, wears band tees,
likes bananas,strawberries,
cherries, grapes, and apples,
but especially bananas,
and says stuff like
cunt catcher and
penis lollipops
omg.
she's such a fuckin' huffin.
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I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.
When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.
"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!