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gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 4, 2013


Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear February 14, 2012


meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!

by Crey November 14, 2013


Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.

Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!

by Diabolical Pigg June 6, 2023


body gravy

the combination of sweat and dust blown on you by the wind

This body gravy is nasty!

by LittleMissCutiePie April 4, 2020


Gravy

(noun) alternate pronounciation of groovy, identical semantics

Lady: I made you a sandwhich

Me: Gravy baby

by Cocksman500 May 31, 2010


gravy

meaning of positive attitude
gravy can be known as good, crazy. whatever ya want fucks hahah ehhe

damn his dick tasted extremely gravy yo.
whichh^ translates to
his dick tasted extremely good/crazy yo.

by corutney October 21, 2005