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When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.
When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock
BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION
A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.
"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-
"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."
Damn Hairy Hamersly.