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Gibson’s are usually very nice people, but make way too many mistakes. They are usually misunderstood, and have a hard time expressing their feelings. They have a hard time trusting people, so if a Gibson opens up to you don’t let them go. It may not seem like it but they do care about you, they may not show it and seem like they don’t care but whenever you are sad they are always there for you. Gibson’s are usually dealing with a lot, and don’t want to show their emotions so they might stop talking to you for a while. Don’t take it personal when they do this, they are just scared of what you will think when you see them broken down and sad. Over All, if you have a Gibson in your life, hold them as close as you can because the second you let go you cannot get them back.
“Hey Gibson, I haven’t heard from you in a while is everything ok?”
“Everything is fine, just dealing with stuff...”
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A manufacturer of acoustic, electric, and bass guitars. Parent Company of the once independant Epiphone. Famous For the Les Paul, played by guitarists such as Zakk Wylde, The SG, played by Angus Young, the Flying V, played by Jimi Hendrix before his untimely death in 1969, and the ES series, played by Chuck Berry. Known for very high prices, but with a stong reputation for quality and consistency.
I Recently bought a new Gibson guitar online.
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Extreme Shocker.....putting your fingers in something cold before applying the shocker. This can include ice cream, ice water, bucket of ice etc.
She was bored with the shocker so I bumped it up a notch and gave her a Gibson with some ice cold fingers.
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A Gibson, or Gib, is commonly used as a adjective to descride a creeper. A Gibson can be found lurking beneath shrubbery, outside of windows, or underneath your beard. Gibsons are quite rare and can only emerge in their true form on July 24th at sunset. But beware, the nature of the Gib can cause it to become quite aggressive when provoked. Highly flammable and allergic to Dillers. BEWARE OF THE LURKING GIB.
I swear I could've seen a small Gibson scurry underneath my mustache.
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After a high five, when going in for the fist bump, opening your hand at last moment and grabbing your unsuspecting freind's fist.
*Gibson*
Guy 1: "You got Gibsoned, son!"
Guy 2: "You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!"
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A Gibson is a person who is so uncool that his mom has to pay his "friends". He is very loud and has a Hard time talking to people. He always has an awful posture and as he gets older he will develop back pains. He listens to too much Kanye West Music and has a deathly allergy. He is not to greatest guy.
Vasili: Hey Alex has Gibson paid you this week.
Alex: Yeah he just did.
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1. Fountain of poorly-dictated knowledge
2. Mainframe
Before we begin our quest, we must consort with the Gibson, who will serve as an oracle on our journey.
OMG!! STFU or I will hAx0r j00r gibson!!
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