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Describing a normal situation in Europe
Eugene: Europe has a problem.
Albert Einstein: OK. Nothing interesting happening then.
When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.
Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!
I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,
To boldly Go where no man has gone before
Hey babe how h ?Hvv v b b JH be very very GG good good good good gg ! Very vtvv v b b hug; fever DC SC eg df
I Dave has had s just just died.
Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies