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Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.

Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."

by Brad Bender January 2, 2008

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convent of the sacred heart

a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.

"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."

by nesselrode March 15, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Heart Attack

The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.

My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.

by Wolf89 July 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heart Home

Where one feels a deep, meaningful emotive / heart / core connection with / toward; a significant sense of belonging that is not a function of the place having a pre-existing connection, such as being a hometown or town of occupation.

Dawson City is my Heart Home. Maybe I'll find a way to move there one day.

by SmarmySideSmile January 15, 2022

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Heart eyes

You don't tend to look at people you've rejected fondly.

Those weren't heart eyes he was looking at her with.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

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Heart eyes

The way ENGLI looks at ERA

Heart eyes by DADDY

by E ta dish ti January 17, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Achy Breaky Heart

The term used to describe the heart shaped welt left on a womans check face/ass after getting cock slapped by her partner. Common practice in adult movies as an intermission between felatio sessions to postpone dick spit.

I saw this girl at work yesterday that had a strange new welt on her face in the shape of an heart. It was definitely an achy breaky heart she got from her boyfriend that morning.

by Sevan Khatchatoorian April 6, 2005

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