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An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
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Have you seen that hot emo ass monkey? Oh yeah that one.
The definition of; " Why is a lego so hot? "
Six eared Macaque is a fine monke
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The left ear is the gay ear, Matthew; I’m sorry, but by piercing your right ear, you have turned yourself into a heterosexual
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when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.
damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.
Whats that johnny?
fuck you
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faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls
ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls
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Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.
Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.
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When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.
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