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Mark Brendanaquitz

A term for a person who gives up or quits easily and or unnecessarily. It is a play on the name "Mark Brendanawicz", a character on the popular show "Parks and Recreation". It originated on the show "Parks and Recreation", during the 24th episode of the 2nd season, entitled "Freddy Spaghetti".

Leslie Knope: Mark Brendanawicz? More like Mark Brendanaquitz.

Mark Brendanaquitz are quitters.

by PositivelyPisces April 7, 2018


Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained

I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.

by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019


Mark Owen

A man who is very cute, and very gentleman. He was chased by women, tall, chubby, but quiet men.

That boy was so quiet, I think his name is Mark Owen

by mr.hotchocolate November 24, 2021


Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"

Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"

by Another Fatherless Child August 22, 2022


Mark Bender

Crack head

Mark Bender is a crack head

by Arret July 16, 2019


Mark Dyson

Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.

Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.

Ashley: hey did you see mark today?

James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.

by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019


Mark Ortiz

Member of the LGBTQ+ community from Ohio State. Frequently skips film

Did you see mark Ortiz get his back blown by that Greek kid from Costco?

by The Saaaac March 8, 2022