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When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.
David: “Gonna beat my meat, gonna beat my meat”
Me: “David!! That’s masturbation betrayal!”
Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard
i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose
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The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
Masturbation but Canadian, much like Balkan rage.
Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
Circle jerk at military school
You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
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A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .
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