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Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

by Leonidis July 11, 2008

42πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.

"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."

by TeeMACG July 31, 2007

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


jerk n work

When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.

"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."

by BIGG DEEZY May 5, 2009

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

by Kentonawesome March 22, 2019

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rip n Dip

When you smoke weed ("rip") and then leave to go somewhere else ("dip")

"I can't believe that she rip n dipped on us"

by Kennkennn September 1, 2015

62πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž