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Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 25, 2020


Dave-An

A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.

Man, Dave has really made a good gender transition to Dave-An.

by -Wilf- September 24, 2021


Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 26, 2024


daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x

let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x

by davesdaddy March 15, 2022


Dave Lee Down Under

A YouTuber who is the Australian equivalent to Dan Schneider.

Dave Lee Down Under really gets down under.

by Iron Lez September 26, 2022


Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.

Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him

by Egihead February 22, 2019


Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021