Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
the sweet stench of smelling someone's locker being opened
"Do y'all smell that? Open locker?"
Full throttle. Full speed ahead. When a person is hyper, full of energy, and excited about everything.
That crazy dude at the party was wide slam open.
we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
my legs when I see a lady in blue jays shorts.
Wow my legs are openeable after seeing mandy in her shorts
Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.