Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.
My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.
When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.
“Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”
Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.
Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.
A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.
The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.