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The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.
"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"
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The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.
I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.
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What weed looks like to some moms.
*Knocks on door and walks in to room
Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
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When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
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When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.
Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.
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The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".
You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!
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from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)
good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
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