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Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

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conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 5, 2003


dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

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rice bowl

see: punani,pussy,vagina etc.

i put my chopstick in her rice bowl

by dane January 11, 2004

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Special Fried Rice

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.

"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"

by Biomech April 4, 2010

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Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 28, 2009

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wild rice

Slang term used by gay men to describe men of Southeast Asian descent. Usually Thais, Filipinos, Vietnamese. Asians of Chinese, Korean and Japanese ancestry are referred to as rice. Termis often used as code around unsuspecting straight people.

Trust me, that guy is only interested in wild rice. A six foot blonde dude like yourself doesn't stand a chance!

by rici45 March 17, 2010

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