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Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.
Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
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1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece
1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"
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A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"
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When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
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When a friend is mad about something and you are unwittingly the target of their angry diatribe
Although my wife was mad about her project being 2 weeks overdue I got The Wrath Of Rice when i asked her where the remote was
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