Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.
An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.
best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
that’s a river vale kid
A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.
I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.
Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."