A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.
Employee: Welcome to Arbyβs. What can I get you?
Customer: Iβve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, Iβll get that.
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When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.
Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!
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Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.
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You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.
My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.
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Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.
Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.
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A vegitarian who has diaria.
My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.
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The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.
I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.
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