Dolphin Salad

When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.

Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!

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Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

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Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

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Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.

My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.

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Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

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Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

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salad day

The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.

I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.

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