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actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
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Someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both sexes. A dual sexual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. This is not to be confused with "bisexuals" who are attracted to both sexes all the time.
"I think Brian is Bisexual"
"Nah bro he's dual-sexual"
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Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
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the act of fucking a girl doggy style and lighting a cigarette, then spreading her ass cheeks and using her balloon knot as an ashtray
So I was having a cigarette last night when Jenna started blowing me and all of a sudden she bent over and I was hitting it from behind. All of a sudden I realized I had no where to ash my cigarette so I turned Jenna into a sexual chimney.
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That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.
Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.
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when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
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It is a term used to appear like your scaring people with your reproductive system and trying to ejaculate on them in a way which scars them and make them scream, some people will think that these screams is them just being horny, No its not, they are just scared because its weird that your positioning your reproductive system into them and it may seem little bit funny
Son: hey dad can i got sexual harassment yesterday can you help me?
Dad: (spanks sons bottom) sure, contact me by fax
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