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An odd way of saying that you're horny that may make people think that you have a STD.
"I've got sexualitis!"
"Is that an STD? Does that mean I've got it, too?"
"Not unless you're horny, you goon!"
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the majority of Urban Dictionary's definitions
Every time I've looked up food phrases on Urban Dictionary, they've all had sexual definitions.
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To relate everything to sex.
Guy 1: whenever I see a balloon, I think of my girls-
Guy 2: you need to get a grip! you always sexualize things!
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what every definition in this site seems to be
This place is full of sexual references
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Lacking sexual attraction to people; not feeling sexual attraction towards others.
(A-sexuals can get horny, and can have sex, they just don't look at someone they like and think sexually of them.)
Girl: So have you and your girlfriend had sex yet?
Boy: No, we don't really need to, we're both a-sexual.
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There are many sexualities.
Some are:
Heterosexuality
When you are attracted to the opposite gender.
Homosexuality
When you are attracted to the same gender. Lesbian refers to a homosexual woman, while gay can refer to both gender binaries.
Bisexuality
When you are attracted to 2 genders, most commonly both men and women.
Pansexuality
When your attraction is regardless of someone’s gender. Such as transgender, non binary, etc...
Asexuality
When don’t experience any sexual attraction.
These are all real sexualities. People who say that pansexual is just another word for bisexual or that if you’re asexual you’re just a late bloomer are just plain wrong. That’s like saying the sun isn’t real.
Heterosexuality:
Guy 1: look at that smoking hot chick over there. I’d totally bang her.
Guy 2: so you’re attracted to women?
Guy 1: yeah. I’m heterosexual
Homosexuality:
Girl 1: I met this really cute girl last night...
Girl 1: I ended up going home with her.
Girl 2: oh? So you’re a lesbian?
Girl 1: yeah. A homosexual
Bisexuality:
Girl: I can’t choose between this guy and girl! I really like them both.
Guy: I thought you were only into men?
Girl: no, I’m bisexual
Pansexuality:
Girl: there’s this really cute non binary person that I’m dating.
Guy: that makes you pansexual.
Asexuality:
Person: I’m asexual so whenever I go to orgies I just sit in the back with my clothes on eating Oreos.
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sexuality is just one of those things you are born with, you do not choose it, its just part of who you are, whether you be physically, emotionally & sexually attracted to males, females, or even both.
only you can truly know your sexuality becuase no-one can feel the things you feel except yourself.
some people think that if you are anything except heterosexual then you are abnormal or have a disease, but this is not so, people should except you for your sexuality whether that be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual
the people who dont accept homosexual, bisexul or transgendered people are just afraid of change.
my sexuality is bisexual, and im not afraid to admit it
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