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Skeet - tooth

adverb : The need to suck a dick.

Your mom's belly is a Cum Milkshake because of her Skeet - tooth

by Xsavior October 19, 2021


Skeet Tiddy

(Skeet Tiddies) plural
Skeet Tiddy is as Skeet Tiddy does.
It is who or what you want it to be.
Also it may pertain to a mammory gland that has been glazed with “skeet” or seimen.

Free my nigga Skeet Tiddy!!!!
Skeet Tiddy my nigga!!!
Bro i gave that bitch some skeet tiddies!!

by Clyde Devilla October 23, 2019


Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 13, 2012


Skeet

A drugie and person of shady nature

Look at John with his hat on backwards

Oh my he must be a skeet

by I want to die 69 January 24, 2018


Skeet

skrrt and yeet in one word

José: "dude that looks so sick"
Jamie: "I know right! SKEET!"

by kikilovvvesyou July 22, 2018


Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019


Skeet

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

by The Cincinatti Cuntsmasher November 28, 2016