mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

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Mammorial

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.

Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"

Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

mammory observatory

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

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Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

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Mammory-lock

The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thin fabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.

1. Yep, that look on Jason's face is definitely a sign of mammory-lock.

2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.

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