bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

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Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”

“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on

Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

Party socks

Type of socks usually with red or blue stripes on top of tube socks 2 or 3 stripes. Used as a derogatory term. May no longer be relivant as this was a negative term in 1980's - 1990's in the eastern united states'.

Party socks "where's the party at". Party meaning you have party socks on.

Carol the Sock

The Deity of Barnegat Township.

Bob: "Do you where Carol the sock came from?"
Rob: "Yeah it's the sock of that Semi Afro dude."

Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"