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A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
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The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
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A playful word for rape!
any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person with a taser.
me: Man I haven't been laid in weeks
Friend: man just Sap-N-Tap it
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When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.
Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
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sexual intercourse or having sex so much that the girl or man can’t walk straight
Yo my friend was at this guys house and she was tapping tip to getting limp!!!
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A term Used by Losers to talk about a girl they want to have sex with. Dont use this phrase, or else your friends will beat you up.
Loser: Look at her, she is hot!
Friend: yeah. I wish I knew her.
Loser: I would totaly Spin around and double tap that.
Friend: I am not your friend anymore. That was the gayest
thing I have ever herd. Never ask me to hang out again.
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The alarming fact that many women in West Virginia want to be abused and treat any attention, such as getting thrown down stairs or slapped in the face as love.
West Virginia Love Tap ....I gave that bitch a West Virginia Love Tap, Bitches love West Virginia love taps..."West Virginia Love Song" by Jay Shultz & Erin Fisher and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss" by Carol King.
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