ball mullet

Long hair hanging from a man's testicles.

I was in the locker room, and that dude had a ball mullet!

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Im balls

Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass

Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls

person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls

person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls

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Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

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pool balls

The condition in which a rash devolopes on the scrotum after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should.

I would go to swimming today, but I'm starting to get a bad case of pool balls.

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bean ball

A ball that hits the batter. Batter automatically gets to take first base. If bases are loaded, he gets an RBI (although in this case it's more a run beaned in then batted in ;) )

OUCH, again with the bean ball? Come on umpire, eject this maniac!

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funny balls

What you get from taking roids

if Steroids = true
then
Funny Balls = true

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Cupping Balls

1. To hold onto someones balls while fellating them. 'Cup my balls while you suck it, bitch'

2. Description of a very junior job, especially a TV runner.

"So what's the new job like, Timbers?"
"Oh great, been working with the director and the producer today"
"Doing what? Cupping balls?"

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