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New Zealand

A nice place that I want to live in

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand

by imgay13469 July 25, 2021

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New Zealand

The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?

by logant547 July 20, 2023


Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021


New Cabraskasota

New Cabraskasota is the 51 us state in the us. It is famous for its unique name and interesting culture. It is located near arizona. It has most of the u.s. oil.

yo bro wanna go to New Cabraskasota for a vacation.

by New Cabraskasota September 17, 2023


News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018


making the news

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.

My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.

by cfuptown July 19, 2005


oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.

Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.

by Oracyl New October 5, 2018