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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 21, 2019


salts good

A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."

Q: "Is everything alight?"
A: "Yeah, salts good."

by Salts Good March 14, 2016


salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023


salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer December 08, 2015


salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 09, 2010


Salted down

To be killed in a gun fight etc.

He got salted down.

by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011


Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 13, 2020