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As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.
Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.
The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.
Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb
Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude
Like trigger finger but for your toe. When you toe your girl so good, she’s triggered.
“Damn, your trigger toe game is real!”
the male version of camel toe.
bobs pants are so tight you can see his mamel toe. god, i can't even look at him.