Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain

When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.

She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.

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Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

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Tiger Slam

When one sleeps with 4 women of different race (White, Black, Asian and Brown) in one calendar year.

I'm going to try to hook up an Asian girl tonight to complete my Tiger Slam.

tiger tities

1.a nick name that grabs attention
2.a form of flattery
3.jasmine torres

cory:hey tiger tities
little girl:wat the hell, tiger tities!?!

Canadian Tiger

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt

AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER

tiger fuck

what you get in your bed if you don’t wash it

Keisha- “i haven’t washed my bed sheets in 3 months”

Amanda- “that’s how you get tiger fucks in your bed”