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The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.
T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."
1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"
A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.
2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder
We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues
Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.
Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
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Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
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The effect that Skibidi Toilet has on the youth. Mainly contracted my kids aged 2-9, Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a mental disorder where a child is completely brainwashed by Skibidi Toilet, and proceeds to act like a Skibidi Toilet. This can usually be cured and/or prevented by not giving you toddler internet access, and instead forcing them to play outside like any normal fucking kid.
Margaret: My god, this weekend was horrible!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!
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