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Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
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Alternative double penetration move.
When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.
My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
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Said after telling someone something negative, but isn't the end of the world. It's annoying, but you'll be fine, you'll survive and move on
Person A: I failed that maths test yesterday
Person B: Oh that sucks I'm sorry
Person A: Ah it'll be grand, we live, we move
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What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"
Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."
George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
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Wake Up (Make a Move) is the third single from Start Something, the second album by the Welsh rock band lostprophets. This single was under much debate up to it coming out, both lostprophets and their N Prime management wanted the dark, brooding "Make A Move" as a single whereas the label wanted the poppier, catchier "I Don't Know". The band and their management walked away victorious from this battle of wills and the song was released as a single with the modified title "Wake Up (Make A Move)". However, "I Don't Know" was later released for radio airplay in the USA.
Track listing
CD 1
Wake Up (Make A Move)
Wake Up live at Chicago's Q101
CD 2
Wake Up (Make A Move)
Holding On (Demo)
Video: Wake Up (Make A Move)
Video: The Making Of Wake Up (Make A Move)
Vinyl
Wake Up (Make A Move)
Start Something live at R1 Astoria
Also:
from the album: Start Something
Released: May 3, 2004 (U.K)
Format: Enhanced CD
Genre: Rock
Length: 3:57
Label: Columbia Records / Visible Noise
Producer(s): Eric Valentine
Chart positions
18 (U.K)
9 (U.S Modern Rock)
16 (U.S Mainstream Rock)
wake up (make a move) was the third single from start something
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Making positive strives in the right direction, despite of incarceration.
Me and my celly be making power moves in shower shoes. Applying for house arrest, power moves in shower shoes.
A female takes a piss in the urinal.
Jon just witnessed a lady sneak into the mens bathroom and do an alpha female power move.